this way

my-splendid-pets:

catchymemes:

Heat index was 110 degrees so we offered him a cold drink. He went for a full body soak instead

Oh my gosh… Friend…

mhalachai:
“ Pros: you can grow a new ankle
Cons: It isn’t your ankle
”

mhalachai:

Pros: you can grow a new ankle

Cons: It isn’t your ankle

beautanol:

I find the concept of growing in love so much prettier than love at first sight?? like one day you look at someone and you suddenly realize you see them in a different light than you did the night before. that’s falling.

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dappermouth:

my cat is licking himself loudly and wetly, somewhere in this pitch-black room, and it sounds like there’s an old man eating a bowl of chili in the dark with me

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jayywesst:

customers wanna be right soooo bad. like damn go clock in since u know so much

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vvhitelace:

I’m such a slut for reassurance!!!!!! like tell me how much u love me!!!! KINKY AF

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sweetcheeksaremadeofthese:

the highest intelligence is empathy

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safelov:

hey it’s me: a huge fan of attention and validation

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deafchan:

Oh…. so that’s why they all have fucking triangles.

TIL

hancarolyn:

hancarolyn:

goin home to be ugly in peace is one of my fav things to do

omg how is this post still goin

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